Saturday, January 31, 2009

Wale and Blu. Tonight in SF.

Ok...m . and I are getting ready to head out to HUF for the Wale signing and then we're heading to the Mezzanine to watch Wale and Blu. do they thang on stage. So if you're reading this and you're in the city come have a drink wit us and support the homies keeping true hip hop alive. It's only 18 duckets at the door. So instead of cop'n that dub to burn come get yo drink & party on and save 2 bucks.


Dirt Bags??? We're guilty as charged!!!

Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men or lesbians that love to wear strap-ons.

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

These descriptions are good but you have to go to and look up these terms. Fucking Hilarious!!!

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When Animals Attack...The Aftermath

This is what happens when life fucks you & you get the actual

Alligator kills man. Man kills alligator.

It's the ciiiiiiiiircle oooofff liiiiiifffe.

When Animals Attack...


Jean Grae.

On top of the many things I love, writing and music are right at the top of the list. And when you combine talents in both areas you get great artist like JEAN GRAE, ELZHI, TALIB KWELI, MOS DEF, COMMON, BLACK THOUGHT, RAKIM, MEDIAN, etc. There's so many others I'd like to mention but it would take me forever to list them all. Anyway...Jean Grae is the subject of this post and she happens to be one of my most favorite MC's of all time. Definitely in my top 10. Mainly because her subject matter and rhyme delivery are at a level far beyond what you will hear on a normal basis. Hip Hop is dying because new age artists have lost touch with a love for words and expressing their most inner thoughts in an intellectual light. And I'm glad to say there are artist like Jean that keep this art alive. I <3 Jean Grae!!!

So without further ado here's "MY STORY."

Welcome to DISTURBIA.

m . put me on to this video. He kept telling me about this funny ass video but he couldn't find it anywhere online. So me being the computer genius I am, did a Google search and found the video on Youtube. Why there are videos like this are on Youtube is beyond me. But here's some pretty disturbing shit that will either MAKE or RUIN your day. Depending on how disturbed YOU really are. So without further ado...Welcome to Disturbia.

PSA - These videos may not be suitable for young children.

Friday, January 30, 2009

The Raw Deal PT.4


the griff.

coming April'ish -- $140.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Mel Kadel & Travis Millard.

Currently I don't live on my own anymore. The state of the economy has forced me to a futon bed and a roommate. I don't mind much. It's just that I don't have any room to express my artistic behaviors. In order for me to create great works of art, in my eyes since I'm so critical of everything I do, I need a lot of space. Anyway...Viewing the photo's of Mel's and Travis' studio just made me realize how much time I'm wasting in my life. In every aspect. It set a fire under my ass once again. To get on top of my game and succeed in this life of mine while I'm still young. I the end of the year I'm going to be back on top of my game!!!

View the full story at Fecal Face.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Leo Burnett por Investmentos.

Advertising of Leo Burnett (Brazil) for the AE Investimentos. His style really reminds me of Salvador Dali.

Speaking of Salvador Dali...Here's my most favorite piece he's ever done.

I Survived the Bush Administration.

I survived the Bush Administration!
If you did... show the world with this limited edition shirt from Print Liberation!!!

I really want this t-shirt. Because as you know...I'm a survivor of Bush's Administration. As are you if you're reading this. LOL. So you should go support them.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Polar Bear by Propaganda.

I've always had a soft spot for Polar Bears. No matter how vicious they can be. I myself have a project that I'm working on at the moment to save Polar Bears. I'll post the finished project pretty soon. Well Propaganda has a Polar Bear line that launched at Maison et Objet in Paris this week! From drain plugs to mug lid! I love stuff like this. It gets me in the mood to design.

Au Revoir!

Monday, January 26, 2009

brotherly love.

i'll have him for the next few days.

many pictures&videos to come.

whattuhya know?

MORE Kanye x Louie coverage.

feel free to run over to Ye's blog to get ongoing coverage.

trust me, he'll keep you in the loop -- ALL CAPS AT THAT!!!!!!

Jedi Mind Tricks.

The Force Trainer

Here's a pretty dope gadget I ran across. The Force Trainer. It's a toy that simply requires the user to strap a wireless brainwave analyzer around their head and then to concentrate their thoughts on raising a ping-pong ball up a 10in vertical tube. The harder you concentrate, the faster a fan in the gadget’s base spins, which pushes the ball upwards.

It’s been designed by US toy firm Uncle Milton Industries and, although it lacks the technical prowess of Emotiv Systems’ Epoc neuroheadset, The Force Trainer sounds remarkably similar to Mattel’s MindFlex game – seen at CES last week.

The Force Trainer is expected to find its way into shops later this year for around $100

Check out the full story here.

My Casio Exilim is Dead.

I'm not big on cameras. And I'm not big on taking pictures. Well let me rephrase that. I don't like people taking pictures of me. I don't know where that came from either. Since childhood I've always had a thing about people trying to take pictures of my being. LOL. It just bugs the shit out of me. I think it may have something to do with an Indian myth I heard as a kid. You know...The one about them not taking pictures because the soul would be captured in the photo. If you didn't already know, I have a very vivid imagination. And hearing that as a kid...Well lets just say my mind ran amuck with it. Deep down I think I knew your soul couldn't be captured by a photo. But I have this WHAT-IF FACTOR that hangs above my head 24/7. So I've always been a bit weary of letting people take photos of me.

About a year and a half ago I decided to invest in a point and shoot camera because I wanted to start blogging. I wanted to start capturing the great moments I was having in my life because as we all know, memories don't live like pictures do. So I decided to take the first step in getting over this "thing" I have and I decided to purchase a camera. My girlfriend at the time, ex-girlfriend in the present, had a red Casio Exilim that she totted around town everywhere. Snapping any and everything she could. She was definitely getting her moneys worth. And she seemed to enjoy it. ALOT!!! Almost too much. I won't even tell you what she was trying to do with it. As I said before, I'm not big on taking pictures. And she wanted me to be an exhibitionist. UH...NO!!! Anyway...back to what I was saying...Me, not being in the know and savvy in camera technology, I decided to be a copycat and purchase the same camera. Except I got my camera in black. Side note: Everything gadget I purchase has to be spy tailored. LOL. I figured for my first camera I'd keep it simple and sweet. No need for me to be Ken Goto on my first go round. I told myself I'd slowly elevate to a mastery level. Even if it took me a life time. So I bought the camera at Radio Shack took it home and I was in love with. It's a great little camera. The easiest point and shoot I've ever put my grubby paws on. It's the size of a small wallet so you never feel like you're lugging around a camera from the 1950's or something. So I started to understand why she loved her camera so much. I brought it with me everywhere until the day my camera's heart gave out. So until I replace the battery my camera is out of commission. And it sucks because this blog is going to suffer from lack of personal pictures. Man this $#!+ really sucks!!! I need my camera.

Mike Giant Interview.

Everyone who truly knows me and has sat down and had a descent conversation with me knows I love street art. From the extravagant murals you see by some of my favorite street artist (Reyes, Revok, Saber, Augor, Giant, Apex, Asek/Sulen, etc.), to the hilarious bathroom stall quotes/jokes you see scribbled all throughout the mission district and beyond. "And if you don't know now you know" - Notorious B.I.G. I have a fetish for letters and beautiful penmanship. What can I say!?! Anyway...I was browsing around when I ran across an interview with one of my favorite artist of all time. And not because he has the dopest graf characters in the history of man either. But because his artistic skills far surpass my very own. The simplicity but intricate drawings blow my mind. And it's not like I'm a great artist anyway. I'm descent, but my skills can deinitely be improved. I'm not even going to get into why I'm mad at Mike Giant right now...But let's just say I still want my damn tat and he's not budging so...I'm stuck with a regular old tattoo artist. And Grimes booked out for years so...I'm pretty much screwed when it comes to getting my first tat. Well here's some of his work you can feast your eyes on.

Check out his interview here.

Mike Giants Website

Insomniac Repentance.

Ok...So I recant the statement I made in the first post about blogging everyday. Sad...Yes I know!!! I put that first post up on Friday and here it is Monday and I haven't posted anything since. my defense I have to let you know that I wasn't home for two days and I was without internet. Excuses, excuses...I know, I know!!! A friend of mine was nursing me back to health at her lovely abode. I had a pretty nasty cold and she helped me get better. Thank you so much sweetheart. Your hospitality is greatly appreciated. Well I'm back home now and I'm back to my old INSOMNIAC ways. Oh yeah, if you haven't noticed already... this was posted MAD early in the morning. What can I say??? I have INSOMNIA!!! Anyway...I thought I'd let everyone out there in the matrix know what's up. This is a new blog so I don't expect many people to be following my blog yet. It's not much to begin with anyway. It's just my emotional rants blogged into the Matrix for the world to judge. Well I'm going to end this and post something worth reading and looking over. Because truthfully...You probably lost a brain cell or two reading this bull-$#!+. LOL.

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Imaginary Circus.

Well...HERE I AM!!! Creating the very first post for my new project...The Imaginary Circus!!! This new project is my attempt at creating a masterfully designed portfolio. And I painfully say that this project is long over due. Just a little background on my mental situation...I'm plagued with the life debilitating disease of PROCRASTINATION. And to make matters worse I'm VERY critical of the work I produce. So with those two crippling powers combined...I've made life a living hell for myself the past few years as a Designer. This entire project is basically me, Saalik, grabbing myself by the boot straps and hoisting myself up to a higher plain of THINKING and DOING. Which means I'm pretty much done sleeping on myself. I'm seriously tired of getting by in life on my good looks and luck of draw. It's time for me to get serious with my career and future as a designer. The last portfolio I attempted to complete was about a year and a half ago. I began the project full of vigor yelling, "FULL STEAM AHEAD!!!". But after about a week or so I just ran out of juice. I couldn't bring myself to finish it because I didn't think it was good enough. And I overwhelmed myself with the thoughts of adding work to it and all the pages I'd have to create. Instead of doing one thing at a time I tried to do multiple things and in the end I conked out. That and the fact I was just being plan lazy. When it comes to projects for myself I have a hard time completing them. Don't ask me why because I can't give you a straight answer. But when it comes to projects I'm doing for clients and employers, I blaze through them with ease. Well no more of that. From now on it's all about my projects and making myself a better designer. So this first blog rant is proof to myself that I can make things happen if I just put my mind to it.

Truthfully this all feels a bit weird. I've never had an online blog that I can call my own. I currently share a blog with one of my really good friends,, for our clothing company thIIIrd
. And it's actually a pretty good blog. We post any and everything on that blog that catches our eye. Most of the time it really has nothing to do with fashion. So my main focus in creating this blog is to try and keep it strictly Art oriented. Yeah we'll see how long that'll last. I may stray away every now and then and post something totally left field, but I'll try to keep it to a minimum since this blog will be the focal point for my online portfolio. I don't want potential clients and employers thinking I'm a scum So I'm going to try and keep it professional.

Ok I think that's about it for my first post. I'm going back to editing and customizing this blog. From this day forth I'm going to try my hardest to post something for your enjoyment.


Adidas Campus II (Black/Gold)

The best skate shoes to ever touch this Negroes feet. ShoNuf!!!

Reebok Omni Lite Pump EXT- LUX

I gotta have these joints. These are MAD FLY!!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Barack Obama Action Figures.

Whether it’s an American flag, a couple of katanas or a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader “Barack Obama: The Action Figure” can do it all. Don’t think the new President can’t handle more high powered weapons. Check out the full photo set to see him weilding a glock, an AK-47 and a shotgun.

Full Action Figure Set